assgod:

a disney movie where the prince eats ass

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

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jommeez:

desperatedesire-unadmirableplans:

Maps (Acoustic Version) - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Wait, they don’t love you like I love you.

jesus

ceedling:

#tbt slimerella

4, 7, 15, 24, 25, 31, 35, 38, 54, 59, 70, 82, 88, 100

4: What’s something you really want right now?

Some peace of mind and a long back massage.

7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?

Yeah, usually when I fall asleep on them or we both fall asleep on each other.

15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?

Definitely an art museum, I don’t think zoos are great

24: Is there a certain quote you live by?

I feel like there’s a bunch but only one I can think of, and I know it’s a John Green one but, it works for a lot of things “What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person.”

25:What’s on your mind?

A lot of stuff, but also not. It’s hard to tell at times, I guess I just want a lot and I’m not being patient.

31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happened and you were right?

Oh yeah, sometimes I feel things are too good to be true, or I just think negative things.

35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of
you?
Fuck, wow, thanks for that image, that would fuck me up bad. Not something I’d enjoy right now.
38: What do your friends call you?
Idek, negative, weird, funny sometimes?
54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
Water, when I was in the tub.
59:Green or purple grapes?
Both are fine?
70: How many windows are open on your computer?
Five.
82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
Ohohoh, yes, Aaronna and Francesco had the pleasure of seeing me bask in the nude for a full day and night.
88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would
you?
That’s a weird fucked up question, and I don’t think I would? Idk?
100: Who was the last person that you pinky promised?
Idk? I haven’t done the pinky promise thing in a while, but I guess for promising, probably Francesco?

solongseku-goodbyeren:

Jeff Mangum and Bryan Poole during the last Neutral Milk Hotel / Elf Power tour, 1998.

Photo by Lance Bangs

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